Ahh Me So Hairy, Me Shave You Long Time

This is one funny lady. The second paragraph is a jewel:
“Where I live… well, not out here in the spray tan ‘burbs…but the general region… there are a lot of twig-eatin’, dirt worshipin’, braless nipple draggin’ women who think au naturel is a beautiful thing. You know the type. They ride their goofy Mary Poppins bikes to their job at a non-profit, wear pumpkin colored ankle length skirts made of hemp and smell of B.O., a recent romp in the hay, and patchouli.” —
 She paints such a vivid picture with words that it borders on porn.
Give it a read, it’s worth it.

Cordelia's Road Trip

Woke up to a beautiful morning, smiled when I looked over at my beautiful Adonis of a son who slept with me last night (shhhh… don’t judge, he’s a good cuddler…), who was peacefully passed out cold.  Happy and well rested, I sat up and gave a big stretch, bending my chin to my chest and… oh my God.  OH MY GOD!  Is that… holy shit!!

WHEN IN GOD’S NAME WAS THE LAST TIME I SHAVED MY ARMPITS?!?

hairy-armpit-womanWhere I live… well, not out here in the spray tan ‘burbs…but the general region… there are a lot of twig-eatin’, dirt worshipin’, braless nipple draggin’ women who think au naturel is a beautiful thing.  You know the type.  They ride their goofy Mary Poppins bikes to their job at a non-profit, wear pumpkin colored ankle length skirts made of hemp and smell of B.O., a recent romp in the hay, and…

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